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January Demotivational Poster


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
Pedo Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your naked lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is Gay....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking gay.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


CROSSOVERS - Like ammonia and bleach, like haggis and ice cream, there are some things that just shouldn't be mixed.


TAGS: i would like to apologize for my actions over the last couple of days im sorry everybody and i hope you can forgive me assignment for january 3 pokemon
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 12:55 am
Or like Asians and Driver License? 5 Squirts for you! Lol.


POTATOES - Yep, this is how I like them PREPARED.


TAGS: january challenge potatoes vodka alcoholism
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - January 29, 2010, 6:54 pm

looks like you may have had a few when you last responded to this forum chatter....the Tequila is what would kill me
[email protected] - January 29, 2010, 6:49 pm
FEACPLANT FATTMATT WHY SO SERIOUSE. I've had a few when I'm on the net. I'm just throwing jabs busting chops. The Seagrams was empty the Smirnoff was barely 3 fingers. But I'm not touching the BACARDI, zat crap will kill you.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 6:44 pm
It must be the Ny-quil talking, but I am really being a jerk today! Oh well, nappy time!
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 6:42 pm
To be honest, I didn't know tequila COULD be made from potato at all. But R.S. is correct...and grain vodka is the WORST kind of all. But I like the thought...I gave 4 for the good idea decently executed.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 3:50 pm
OK, I guess I gotta be the A-hole here.. :) ..none of these brnds of Vodka are distilled using potatoes. There, I said it, please continue to whine about 1L's.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:31 pm
-1 for whining +3 for not using "zat" anywhere in this poster like you like to do. so you get a solid 4 from me.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:30 pm
Yeo... I really thought this was some of your best work to date. Might just be the alcoholic in me... but whining about votes is just pathetic, really, who cares? If YOU like it screw everyone else.
_Ally - January 27, 2010, 12:58 pm
Asking for 5L votes usually gets you 1l or none at all....remember that
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 12:55 pm
This guy is getting really annoying. Quit bitching at everyone for voting 1L on your posters. If they are good they will get good votes if they aren't they wont, so quit the bitching and justaccept that we all make shit sometimes so just deal with it
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
Well fuck it, Im wrong again
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:51 pm
You did spell Potato's wrong...
[email protected] - January 27, 2010, 12:34 pm
5 votes 4/5 lions @11:39:40 Don't screw me on this. You do the right thing by me here. if you can't vote 4.5 our higher activate your 5 constitutuional right. if u can't say something nice...
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
Da, vodka eta OCHEN horosho!


QUEEN -


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


EXCUSE ME... -


TAGS: sure just dont kill me if my hand slips once or twice assignment for january 1 power girl
Rating: 3.75/5

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DavidEdwardMartin - March 15, 2012, 10:08 pm
That's a nice Power Girl portrait. Who's the artist?
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 6:03 am
Nah, I'm busy. Fapping. 5Ls.


BIG BANG THEORY - So THAT'S how it happened!




JANUARY - Feline Oral Health Month




DISTRACTIONS - While you were busy looking at Catherine Bell's boobs, ninjas stole all the beer in your refrigerator.


TAGS: dont blame me youre the one who got distracted assignment for january 6 ninjas
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL @ Grey.... oh yeah, it's that.
GreyScorpion - May 2, 2010, 1:37 pm
guess what?
G4briel - May 2, 2010, 1:26 pm
The hat is wrong. She was a marine. OH NO!!! THIS WAS A GAY TEST, ISN'T IT?!?!?
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 8:19 am
It was worth it, I can always run to the store for more beer


IF YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES - you will see that there is no hope


TAGS: despair january challange creepy
Rating: 2.67/5

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Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 3:40 pm
Holy shit! Roamer has sharingan!


PLAYING WITH JIM ROHN'S QUOTE -




JANUARY 26TH - Happy Australia Day to all our Motifaking friends down-under.


TAGS: aussie aussie aussie oy oy oy australia day january 26th
Rating: 3.75/5

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Cloudchaser - January 26, 2010, 1:54 am
Today is also Republic Day for Inda. It's the day their constitution came into force.


CLOUDS OR BUBBLES OR JUST PLAIN TEXT -


TAGS: january calendar rerun thinking
Rating: 3.71/5

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KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:41 pm
lol
THEBRAT - January 9, 2012, 1:14 am
Hahaha, nice one, and now you've just inspired me to make something to complement it... :)
mariand - January 8, 2012, 8:41 am
lol


HAPPY NEW YEAR - I've brought something bouncy and something bubbly for all the Greybeards!


TAGS: january challenge power girl sure knows how to shake us up
Rating: 3.64/5

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GuinnessTroll - February 1, 2010, 3:18 pm
That's super...err, they are Power Full.
phydeaux - December 31, 2009, 9:20 pm
And THAT, Sir LogicDude, is a FINE picture/sentiment and gift. 5L for you Sir!


S WORDS -


TAGS: assignment for january 9 swords s words seem silly sometimes
Rating: 3.5/5

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Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 2:28 pm
More photos from the Family album I see...LOL! 5/5
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 1:03 pm
Very Creative "5 may I have another's"
phydeaux - January 9, 2010, 12:51 pm
Very well done indeed, and a nice play on the topic! 5 Sultry Swats Sublimely Sent!


BRUCE WAYNE - Yes, he's got it like that.


TAGS: january 1st power girl assignment
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 8:59 pm
Amsome.


WHAT NOT TO SAY AFTER HAVING SEX? -


TAGS: last one for january i promise
Rating: 3.54/5

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Jericho - January 3, 2010, 8:01 pm
Can't Wait For The 13th.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 31, 2009, 8:39 am
Hitler came to power on my birthday?.....how Ironic.....5 btw.
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 1:54 pm
Well, we're not celebrating him, we're Motifaking him. That can be done any ol' time!
The Goat - December 30, 2009, 1:49 pm
How come Hitler's on Jan 28th? He came to power on Jan 30th - that would have been the obvious date!


A QUICK JOKE - Q: What's the difference between pink and purple? A: Your grip.


TAGS: get a grip its just a joke assignment for january 11 purple
Rating: 3.43/5

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Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 8:19 pm
ROR!


OKAY, DOC... - ...You can finish the autopsy now.


TAGS: finally found a decent picture assignment for january 7 what not to say after sex
Rating: 3.33/5

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BoneCD - January 7, 2010, 1:45 pm
Yes you did! 5 Dead Fun Time Poodles BoR!!!


ANCIENT WISDOM - Never give a sword to a man who can't dance. ~Confucius~




LOVE & LOSS -


TAGS: sarah i couldn t think of a more fitting tribute on what would have been your 24th birthday assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 3.14/5

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Cubbybear - January 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
That song was the best thing about Highlander
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:35 am

BOR - Sorry for your loss. Maybe one day you can tell Sarahs story


WHAT A GOOD DOG... - ...And to think they said I couldn't teach you to do that without using your teeth...


TAGS: assignment for january 7 what not to say after sex
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - January 7, 2010, 1:54 pm
But can he whistle while he works...Nice BoR, reverse peanut butter!


REALLY, 007... - How could you possibly have a day devoted to the letter Q and not think to invite me?


TAGS: assignment for january 8 q
Rating: 3.62/5

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ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 9:22 pm
5 ejection seats from me.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:32 am
Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories..5L
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 10:24 am
Nice! I hadn't even thought of him! Good show old bean! 5 Laser watches!


ENGLISH 101 -


TAGS: i almost saved this for january 19th but i have no patience
Rating: 3.13/5

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phydeaux - December 30, 2009, 6:30 pm
Ah, bless the world for English Majors....well done. 5L sir


DRIVING THRU THE NIGHT - Motoring. What's your price for flight. In finding mister right. You'll be alright tonight.


TAGS: january night night ranger
Rating: 2.27/5

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TheTrashHeap - January 31, 2010, 6:44 pm
BTW...where did you "borrow" the caption for this poster from?
TheTrashHeap - January 31, 2010, 6:43 pm
I didn't steal it. I borrowed it...which reminds me I promised to give it back.
[email protected] - January 31, 2010, 11:15 am
The bald head arses line...you stole zat from the BBC show "BLACK BOOK" zat was when the owner was trying to pick a fight with soccer hooligans so he wouldn't have to do his Taxes.
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 9:12 am
mixed up? Probably....but no biggie right?
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 9:12 am
if these guys cant find mr right are they gonna go back to base and pile on each other? Do you suppose sometimes when these guys are doin they're thing late at night with the moonlight bouncing off their bald heads and asses; that maybe they get them


VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans aren t all livestock motifake january 2016 theme
Rating: 4.79/5

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mizzdizz - January 5, 2016, 8:26 pm
Yes, they are! 5 LOL lions, Silvy!


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